You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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