so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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