People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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