I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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