how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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