Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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