Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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