We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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