There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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