South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She even gives head with a lisp.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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