We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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