the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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