So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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