Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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