I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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