ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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