just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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