I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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