i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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