Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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