Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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