My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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