so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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