Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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