This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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