I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
