I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I am naked and annoyed.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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