So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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