don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
