yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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