It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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