I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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