Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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