He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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