Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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