soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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