He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Shame - the story of my life.
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