the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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