I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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