What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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