No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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