i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
