Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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