You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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