You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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