Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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