What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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