I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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