Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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