So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!