I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.