i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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