To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
