all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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