Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
