But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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