sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Damn victory sex feels great
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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