HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
How external is "for external use only"?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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